His first post back, his first line, was "Well...So I guess this isn't a private club?" My guess is he came in here and saw everybody being all chummy and personal and thought he wandered into a private, invitation-only party. He didn't even suspect we treat everybody like that, if given the opportunity.

Joe, I'm not after your job, and you know a whole lot more than I do. Like Sandy said, I have way too much time on my hands, and I'm just trying to be useful. But, You da Man!!! (I, however, have lots of hair.)