Must we place a winker ";~)" after each snidely comment that we make? Is it necessary to do on this thread of all threads to denote a ribbing after a good kick in the balls? After all, this is Spaw's birthday thread and therefore complete and total BS.

LaKhandoo wrote a clever little verse that nearly offended me either here or on MOAB with the clincher being something about Tweed smelling like shit and of course it was TRUE! I realized that due to uncontainable mirth I had shat myself no less than a dozen times reading all this crap and then, goddammit if I didn't laugh so hard I shat myself again!!

O, it's all glorious wonderful BS and almost Spaw's birfday too!