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Thread #59418 Message #955883
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
19-May-03 - 11:23 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dear Your Soon-to-be-Deposed Majesty,
I hate to call this to your attention, but your brainstorm regarding omitting vowels has one minor flaw.
As most of us know, the fellow masquerading as President of the United States is "George". If you eliminate the vowels from his name he becomes "Grg". Now, as most folks who frequent this forum know, the real name of the other guy we all love to hate, the former Mudcatter who goes by the name "Gargoyle", is "Greg". If you eliminate the vowels from his name he too becomes "Grg". Thus, by eliminating the vowels from George's name and Greg's name you have made them into the same person. In other words, you will have made Gargoyle President of The United States! Bush being Prez is distressful. Garg would be unbearable.
I seriously think you should reconsider your idea before you make that phone call to yer ole buddy Trent.