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Thread #59418   Message #955928
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
20-May-03 - 12:32 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Your Lordship....

You already have the two-song tape by khandu. He sent it to you last week when you got all the answers to his quiz correct. Remember? First prize for this new quiz was a free weekend at the Sandy Landing Yacht and Racquet Club and you have won!

Since you live in Mississippi and are probably not up on the currently chique places to be seen in Florida, we'll tell you a little about SLY&RC. Sandy Landing is a sandbar on a creek in The Blackwater State Forest a few miles from my humble abode. It is a popular drop-off point for canoe trips. It is also a very popular place for local teenagers to practice both safe and unsafe sex at night. Mostly, though, it is a place for guys named Bubba and Jim Bob to hang out on weekends and drink lots of beer and leave the cans all over the place so the forest rangers can pick them up on Monday. Some people are actually brave enough to camp overnight at Sandy Landing, though doing so with anything smaller than a .357 in your tent is not suggested. The "Yacht and Racquet Club" thing is a joke some guy came up with. He actually had tee-shirts and bumper-stickers printed up and was gonna make a million dollars off of them but only four people bought 'em.

Actually, it would probably be a very nice place for you to set up your kingdom-in-exile after you are deposed from the throne of Mississippi. Bubba and Jim Bob have never seen a real King before and would probably think you was a lot of fun to hang out with.

BWL - Knower of Squat