Ah Raggytash I cannot deny my passion for Oakleaf's fungoid form,but alas I cannot go to Inverness for I do not have the requisite qualification...that of being a virgin. Unfortunately my maidenhead was mislaid more years ago than I care to remember. Woe is me, I shall go forth immediately, book in at the nearest psychiatric unit & sing love songs to the walls of my padded cell whilst I muse upon my beloved.