Here we go then - Jude responds with thanks from Dave Vermond for writing a great song about a great tradition of drinking at tea-time!

Sun shines through a dusty curtain
The clock's fast but I'm not certain
Any minute now they're gonna open that beautiful door
I'll be in heaven once more
5.30 is a magical time, Pavlov's bell begins to chime
a sunny summers evening in July
Why don't you give it a try

They go

Ch:
Early doors , early doors, my favourite time of day - what's yours
Thankyou kindly I don't mind if I do.

The landlord's Gordon played a few games for Spurs
He thinks it's his pub but the wife knows it's hers
They're off to Tenerife wheneve they can
to get the year round tan.
Gordon's upstairs sleeping off lunchtime, a old joke with a regular punchline
but he'll be down for the evening show & the punters all know...
Ch;

It's too late & I've drunk too much to remember the rest but I will continue......