God and the Devil playing golf. Lucifer tees off and hits a good drive strait down the fairway, leaving himself 10 yards short of the hole and on line for a decent birdie.

God slices the ball which bounces off a tree and goes 10 yards behind him. It rolls down a rabbit hole and the rabbit, very annoyed, jumps out with the ball in its mouth. Just then a hawk is flying over and snatches the rabbit, ball still in its mouth, up into the air. Just as the bird reaches 200' a bolt of lightning zaps it and it drops the terrified bunny in a cloud of blackened feathers. The poor rabbit thinks it will be dashed to its death but it catches on the top of a young fir tree and it begins to slide, reletively unscathed down the branches. It is so surprised it drops the ball, which in turn bounces of the lower branches, is caught by draft caused by the lightning and rolls right into the hole!

"Are we here to play golf?" says Satan, "Or are you going to piss around all day..."

Cheers

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