Lighten up Cranky Yankee! If there's one thing us Brits do best, its take the p*$% out of ourselves, come back over this side of the pond, hae a few pints and enjoy, and if you want to find out a bit more about Morris Dancing, type, Morris Dance, into your search engine and see what comes up.

Wassail!   [Corrupted ancient Norse, meaning "Be of good cheer"]Now used as a greeting by many morris men.