Yeah Amos, they tested that thing on me, the whole diagnosis idea. They finally came back with a medical diagnosis that was less than what I would have expected out of such a professional group.
"Based upon analysis of several reputable testing methods we believe that something crawled up your asshole and died."
BTW, I heard from the Boys and it seems they ran into a problem with their Florida job for the Benny Bright bunch. I'm still trying to figure out the details but Cletus kept telling me something about their new potties were somehow "innaprorate" or something.........