Ain't never been to either Idaho OR Michigan, have ya, Khandu boy? Y'all come out here and we'll fix you up with some good 'taters. Famous ones.

Whereas I've been to both AND Alabama AND Mississippi! Didn't find a lot of difference between them and Memphis, actually. Actually, I didn't find a lot a of difference between Michigan and Indiana, or Idaho and anyplace else. Or Ohio. Or Pennsylvania. Or Vermont. Or Saskact...Sascatchu...Alberta.