Well, if you are afraid of being contacted by Mudcatters, then I suppose you don't want a Mudcat cookie. Mudcatters are a very dangerous lot, after all.
Barring that, maybe you're best off keeping "Dreaded Guest" as your nickname. We've come to know you as that. Maybe somebody will try to impersonate you every once in a while, but I think most of us who read your posts, know your style.
-Joe Offer-