I had my first knee drain 23 years ago. I've never let them put me under the knife or on drugs. Of course, I use two hands on the tea cup near the keyboard. Aspirin as required and exercise. If I get my hands on that SOB Art, I'm going to kill him slooooooooow.

I'm often asked how I play the Hran with Art holding me back. Well, that's medication of a different sort... milk and whiskey. The milk gives the muscles the calcium they need to perform and the whiskey gives the mind the courage it needs to send Art packing for a few hours. Of course, aspirin is still needed, but not necessarily on Art's behalf.