WARNING*****ALERT******WARNING

There are reports of a serious new virus called the WUZZUMS (acronym for Warm, Fuzzy, Mudcat Sludge). Be extremely careful downloading any threads, especially those containing words like "hug", "oogums", "press your pain to our bosom", etc.
TECHNICAL NOTES:

1) Wuzzums incrementally infect threads, progressively destroying all material. For example: "Pigmeat? You wanna know wat pigmeat is? It's about that warm and snuggumsy-kind of niceness and also it is very community oriented, sweetie puff."
2) Extensive use of wuzzums rapidly melts your hard drive, rendering it soft and furry. The SAQ (Sugar Amount Quantity) level of your computer overloads, and goos up your machine. At this point, the only thing to do is throw your computer away on the nearest hazardous waste site. Report this to local authorities.
3) Exposure to excessive wuzzums is known to lead to vomiting, bouts of flatulence, and expenditure of money on Stanley Kubrick films.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE! IT IS A DEADLY SERIOUS, SERIOUS --- WELL NOT SERIOUS ENOUGH TO BREAK THE VAST FURRY TOGETHERNESS LOVE BONDS THAT JOIN US IN ONE POSITIVE --AAACCKK, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!! WUZZUMS ALERT!! SHIT...