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Thread #59418   Message #959784
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
27-May-03 - 11:14 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dear King khandu,

Please do not take the term "reprobate inbred" as a personal insult. It comes with the territory when one is a king. Just ask any of our UK Mudcatter friends to describe their own royal family in two words and, to a person, they will say, "inbred reprobates".

So it has been since the time of the dinosaurs. Royal inbreeding actually began with Tyrannosaurus Rex, the king of the dinosaurs. The two most notable things about T Rex are his big teeth and his short tiny arms. With such short arms it was impossible for an adolescent T Rex with raging hormones to achieve sexual release in the manner that normally equipped dinosaurs did. In other words, T Rex couldn't wank off. So, the young male would frequently just jump the nearest thing that looked screwable and that, more often than not, would be his own cousin or sister.

Sadly, even though modern royals have arms of normal length, the tendency toward cousin-porking that began all those millions of years ago is still with us today.

Bruce