Ahhahahah! Yes! IT worked! FINALLY, THE POLLYANNAS HAVE TAKEN OVER! (Maniacal laughter) We KNEW we'd get you, sooner or later. Like spiders we lurked in every thread, weaving our kindness and saccharine goo; technology be damned! Throw those mother boards out before it's too late. Turn to your REAL mothers, those of us with the bosoms of embrace, the candy-coated tongues, the syrupy voices that will lull you into oblivion! Ahahahaha!!!

Okay, now, Kitty-poo, just come along and noone will get hurt, that's right, put your arms in those long strapped holes, there now hug yourself, ummph, let me tighten those straps. Now, don't you feel better?

Sorry guys, I'll try not to let her get away before we get to Montana to the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed! Your everloving Katlaughing!