There's enough middle there for us all to smack, Liz -- or is it just a well-padded jumper?

Talking of divides, when you get Oop North you find its actually an East-West divide, conspicuously marked out with a chain of mountains. Without it, nobody would be able to tell the Lanckies fromthe Yorkies; althogh I suppose they can tell each other apart.

Steve (from the West Midlands, but now in the South Midlands)