If one scores essays as one's way of making money to pay the septic tank people, one, like, learns some, truly, horrendouse examples of.
Writing.

There is the run-on sentence (one per 'paragraph' which Mick gave us an example of to us.)
There are John's examples, except his punctuation was like too good you know!
Then there's the condition which I like to call "Thesaurosis."

The luminescent sun oozed over the horizon. And the arborage scintillated in the day-break of an exception majestic day. And I meandered down the verdant path and like heard the miniscule fowl chirping rampantly. But then I had an epiphany that I was'nt sporting nary any adornments. Myself without coverage! So I cloaked my reproductive organs in indigenous foliage. And it was just later I absorbed that those were the wrong ivy when the urtication commenced.