The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #60096   Message #960747
Posted By: MMario
28-May-03 - 04:25 PM
Thread Name: Mudcat Bad Writing Contest (Enter Often)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Bad Writing Contest (Enter Often)
In the immortal words of my second-cousin-three-times-removed on my father's side who is also my third-cousin-four-times-removed on my mother's side,The Grand-Duchess Olga, She who has Nine heads (eight of which are not visible); Mistress of the Scorching Hot Knitting Needles (pronounced Kuh-nitting Kuh-needles, the "K" of the second work is invisible but voiced, Bane of the Clan Bailey (who has single-handledly wiped out most male Baileys in the pursuit of making Baileys Balls (her speciality)),Daughter of the Mothership Unit:


"eep!"