TV Script for a soap opera (I used to translate the bloody things) Ellie: Joe, I know this is hard... Joe : What's hard Ellie? Ellie: Well Joe, it's like this... Joe : What's it like Ellie? Ellie: I know this is going to hurt you... Joe : What's going to hurt Ellie? Ellie: Well, Joe, when that airliner crashed this morning it landed... Joe : But it didn't land Ellie - It crashed... Ellie: And when it crashed, it crashed... Joe : Sure did Ellie... Ellie: It crashed on your house Joe.. Joe : On my house? Ellie: On your house Joe and your wife Rita, and little Jack and Sue were in there too... Joe : And Rover? Ellie: I'm afraid he passed with them... STAGE DIRECTION: JOE LOOKS SAD.