As hard as it is for military folks to take, they are, in fact, defending our right to speak out against them. Good people died defending your right to speak, so shut the hell up. Now, before you get all pissed off, don't assume you know my connections to the military.

And, remember, the Geneva convention is relative. Our torture is a whole different thing from their torture. And our WMDs are a whole different thing from their WMDs. And our armed forays across international borders are different form their armed forays across international borders.