What with half the BS threads seeming to be about some conspiracy theory or another (or are they all the same one, I don't know?), I thought it might be fun to make up our own conspiracy theories and see who we can get to believe them. Just start from a few seemingly random "facts" (they don't have to be true facts, someone just has to have said something once about it on the internet - it can be you if you want!) make some bizarre leaps of intuition to link those facts and come to a wild conclusion that probably involves the government, or some secret organisation that is ruling the world.