Well danged, this'll teach me. Go off to Misissippi fir a few days fir the Handy Awards and you all gotta start a bad writing thread and let some of these bad writin' wantabees get a few laps on the ol' hillbilly....
Well, all I can say is good danged luck. I got a PHD in bad writing with double minors in bad spellin' and bad typin'! Any of you wantabees that fortunate, experienced 'er qualified? I reckon not! Hey, I was right behind Al Gore at the patent office waitin' to patent bad writing and he'll tell ya that it's true. Not sure what he was there for.(The Bobert cleverly ends yet another sentence with a proposition... that's bad, bad, bad but wait 'til I dangle my partisiple... oh, baby...).
Yeah, you all thought you were gonna pull a fast one on me, didn't ya. Well, yer gonna have to get up a little earlier if yer gonna play in my world....