The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #60094   Message #961727
Posted By: Liz the Squeak
30-May-03 - 05:48 AM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! Part 92
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 92
I had a cat that used to eat slugs that had eaten those blue slug pellets - presumably the others moved too fast for her to get -subsequently the house was filled with bright blue cat excretions ...

How about I write me some Blue Cat shits? Or The Cat shit's Blue?

Well I had a little moggy,
That moggy was no dang good.
I had a little moggy,
That moggy was no dang good,
Ate all sorts of critters,
more like hedgehog food.

Moggy ate the sluggies
That in my garden grew,
Yes the moggy ate the sluggies,
That with pellets I done slew
Now cat's gone crappin ever'where,
But lawd, the cat shit's blue.

LTS