Maybe we can put together a ditty based on Rumsfeld's answer to his rhetorical question of just why we haven't found the WMD's:

"I think the answers are several reasons. And number one it's not because they're not there," saying Iraq is a large country, about the size of California, that there are hundreds of sites to search and that Saddam hid his weapons.

The phrase "it's not because they're not there" has a pleasant ring to it, don't you think? Beats all heck out of "The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind."

Cheerily,
Charley Noble