Bloody MARVELOUS!!!

I was wondering when we'd get a Mike Hammer type of thing...what would us gumshoes do without all these hardheaded dames who need a case solved by a hardheaded man that ain't afraid to use a gat or down a stiff drink even when he's starin' down the barrel of a smokin' .45? "Pour me another one, Jimmy. The night's only gettin' started."

I think I'll put together an anthology of this stuff later, and wow the literary world.

- LH