I know what you mean, Michael...I spent 3 fruitless weeks once in the 70's trying to call up Mao Tse-Tung and tell him what a lousy job I thought he was doing, and never reached the man once!!! I decided after that that he didn't really exist, and I have yet to be proven wrong in that assumption. It really feels good to know this kind of thing, and realize what fools most people are, believing in these mythical entities. You and I should get together some time and share amusing anecdotes about it.

- LH