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So what jokes do people know, c'mon, make me laugh, as rude and as crude as you want.

Ill start...

A policeman pulls over a man, late one night for drunk driving, the man gets out of the car obviously sober, the policeman ansks him to breathe into the bretherlator.

The man asks him why he pulled him over? "Was I weaving the lanes?" "Was my speed too high?"

The officers reply was "No, it was the fat, ugly bird in the passanger seat that had me suspicious."