(Heavy RAP soundtrack batters the ear, as...) "ACTION LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE!" (SCREECH!!!! CRASH! BOOOOM!!!) "KEANU REEVES LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE!" (split-second shot of expressionless face in sunglasses...ZZZZAPPP! BLAM!!!) "FIGHT SCENES LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!" (except in the last 150 or so movies...) (BAD-DAM! BANG! POW!) "MATRIX RECANTED IS A MIND-BOGGLING ASSAULT ON THE SENSES..." (true...) "A DIZZYING FREEFALL INTO A BOTTOMLESS PIT OF VIOLENCE..." (and stupidity) "...THAT WILL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS..." (if you don't give up and go outside to get some peace and quiet before it's over) "...AND BEGGING FOR MORE!!!" (...more good taste in movies...). "DON'T MISS THIS ONE ON THE BIG SCREEN!~ MATRIX RECANTED PUTS THE 'ACK!' IN ACTION!!!" (Heavy RAP soundtrack ends suddenly in mid-thump and screech, nailing you to your seat...get ready for next f**king obnoxious trailer to begin in about 1 millisecond from now...)

Bleaugh! Want a lucrative career in bad writing AND bad music? Do scripts for Hollywood movie trailers.

p.s. "Matrix Reloaded" is an overblown piece of garbage. Don't see it.

- LH