Lyrics and chords copied from http://www.5thaurora.com/campfire/index32.html. I corrected the words a bit to make them correspond to the sheet music at http://www.hoosierhotshots.com/ilikebananas.html. That page also has some "parody" verses (How can you parody something this silly?) that are not included in the sheet music.

I LIKE BANANAS (BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO BONES)
(Chris Yacich)

  C                G7                 C
  Standing by the fruit store on the corner,
  C                G7        C
  Once I heard a customer complain:
   D7                   G      D7                G
  "You never seem to show the fruit we all love so.
     D7                                G
  That's why business hasn't been the same.
  
  C                          D7
  I don't like your peaches. They are full of stones.
  G7                                  C
  I like bananas because they have no bones.
  
  C                       D7
  Don't give me tomatoes. Can't stand ice cream cones.
  G7                                  C
  I like bananas because they have no bones.
  
  F                                       C
  No matter where I go with Suzy, May, or Anna,
    D7                Am     D7             G7
  I want the world to know I must have my bananas.
  
  C                   D7
  Cabbages and onions hurt my singing tones.
  G7                                   C
  I like bananas because they have no bones.