TINKY-WINKY
By Tom Paxton
Tune: Twinkle, Twinkle

"Tinky-Winky must be gay,"
I heard Jerry Falwell say.
"He is purple, and -- what's worse --
Tinky-Winky has a purse.
That triangle on his head,
Is a symbol," Jerry said.
But, for me, it's just a sign
That Jerry has too much free time.