I like this one and would use it as an encore (if anyone ever asked me to do an encore!). I know Herself sympathises with the sentiment!

I AIN'T HEARD YOU PLAY NO BLUES
(Steve Goodman)

My baby came to me this mornin'
She said: "Honey, I'm confused.
If me and B.B. King were drownin'
Which one would you choose?"
I said: "Baby",
I said: " Baby"
I said: "Hey, baby"
I ain't never heard you play no blues ."

RtS