I have two :

(to a tune shared by no other song I know -- in other words, I can't tell you what tune)

There are just two things in this world
That are sure, that's death and taxes.
From what I've been reading in the papers today,
They're about to do something about death.

and (to the tune of "Jealousy")

Entropy, why ... must ... there ... be .... zzzzzzz (sound of snoring)


I just remembered another, a traditional one from the singing of Horton Barker:

I feel like hell
I feel like hell
I feel like hel-ping some poor soul.
To find a man
To find a man
To find a man-sion in the sky.



That's it.

Bob Clayton