This is the 480th post to this thread. It should be patently obvious to anyone who is not asleep or dead that it will reach the heretofore unheard of landmark point of 500 posts sometime in the next few days, possibly even on Spaw's birthday.

As Knower of Things and a whole buncha other stuff and by virtue of the fact that I am 6'3" and weigh 230 pounds I declare that the posting of that 500th post is the prerogative of His Majesty King khandu of Mississippi and NO OTHER since he started this mess. Anybody that jumps in and takes that privilege away from His Majesty is gonna get an industrial-size can of whoop-ass opened on him/herself. Ya unnerstan'?

Bee etc. etc. etc.