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Thread #59418 Message #964295
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
08-Jun-03 - 10:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Naw, LH, I wuz jus' sayin' "Bye" t' khandu since it sounds lack he is gonna check hisself into th' funny farm or go join a nunnery er sumfin. Unless th' res uv us run outta BS, wich is purty dammed unlackly, th' thread's gonna kertinew indefunittly. To parafraze Richard Geer in "An Officer and a Gentleman":
WE GOT NOPLACE ELSE TO GO!!!!
Ennyhow, I'ze reesently bin gived a bran' new multipul pursonality t' add t' my kerlekshun. Gotta play wid this Bubba-dubya-ell feller a wile longer. I ain't neber bin a bad-ass redneck before.
An' even more ennyhow, the freds is still comin'. I em vary angjus t' meet bubba bubba 'n hiz gurlfren. Mebbe we'unz kin seddle ar difrunses peaceabul-lack. Mebbe we kin hav duelin' four-wheel-drive-trucks mudbog races. Firs' one t' blow up hiz motor winz.