I have some important questions which must be answered!

What is the relationship between Oaklet and Oakley?

Where is Oakley?

Are there any monkeys on this thread?

If not, why?

Is it true that Englishmen always mount a bicycle from the left, and always push off first with the right foot?

How can I acquire a tandem unicycle?

Is there balm in Gilead?

I will be back in one hour, and I expect to get a full response to these important concerns of mine. Thank you very much.

- LH