Oaklet is a version of Oakley but with added cheese and with extra wholesome grains. At the moment I am on the roof, watching for pandas with my aged hunting rifle and two of the DGPs who were rather taken with my performance yesterday and seem keen to stick around.

As I was by the men from B.A.R.T.O.N last night at Grimsby folk club. Well done Karen and Colin (It was Colin) Thompson.

Cheesy Bog Olives, anyone?