The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #964817
Posted By: Tweed
09-Jun-03 - 07:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I am stunned. I have no BS left in me! It's as if a huge weight...a gigantic gunny sack full of circus animal droppings was lifted from me. The world is bright and perfect again and all my guitars stay in tune no matter if I leave them in front of the air conditioner all night! My dog has learned to write on a typewriter and is working on his first nove. The coffee pot loads itself in the morning. A huge oil reservoir has been discovered and lays just below the huge vein of gold in my back yard. I won the lottery and will move to Arles to take up painting soon.   O, I am free from BS....free free free free....Hooohoo Heeeeheeeeeeeeeee.....free!

Yerz,
Tweed