Hello, ya'll

I see's thet Amiss feller's still ferm Califernyuh. Cain't unnerstan' uh dang werd thet boy sez. I unnerstan' th' part 'bout th' ole hippiez, but th' res' uv it soundz sorta lack how them politishuns tawk.

Ennywayz, I jus' stopt in t' kerngadulate y'all on gettin' over five-hunnert posts t' this idjit thang ya'll 'r doin' heer. An' t' tell ya'll thet me n' my bruther Sheeney Knause haz reckonsyled ar diffrunces. We wants ya'll t' no thet we wud be glad t' hep ya'll out if'n them fred fellers kum 'round 'n meks bothers uv theirselves.

Yorez Truely,

Shiney Knause