The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #60096   Message #965424
Posted By: katlaughing
10-Jun-03 - 06:47 PM
Thread Name: Mudcat Bad Writing Contest (Enter Often)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Bad Writing Contest (Enter Often)
Jane Eyre Sex-starved teacher moves in with married man. Mad wife, kept locked in attic, sets house aflame, perishes. True love prevails.

The Virginian They said "Go west" so he did and brought back this incredible tale of baby-swapping, madcap dancing, dead-eye shoot 'em ups and a smile to die for!

The Jungle Book
* You've seen Dances with Wolves
* You've read Women Who Run With the Wolves

Now read about the original Child of the Wolves, as Mowgli, orphan boy becomes one with a pack of jungle wolves. Don't miss out on his life and death struggle with a real live tiger and his touching friendship with a bear. Cross-species communication at its best!