The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #60096   Message #965942
Posted By: John Hardly
11-Jun-03 - 02:03 PM
Thread Name: Mudcat Bad Writing Contest (Enter Often)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Bad Writing Contest (Enter Often)
If wishes were horses, well, the horsepower generated by the collective wishes of all present should have been enough to move a mountain. But mountains don't move that easily. In fact, mountains don't move at all. Well, except volcanos -- if you include volcanos then mountains do move. More accurately, they blow their tops, so I guess in actuality, though they achieve a state of motion (blowing their tops) they still don't actually move. For instance, I doubt that I'd ever see Pike's Peak suddenly appear in Indiana -- no matter how much horsepower wishes could generate. But I digress...