The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #966249
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
11-Jun-03 - 11:45 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads

1 : the eating of human flesh by a human being
2 : the eating of the flesh of an animal by another animal of the same kind

The eating of a human being by freds is not cannibalism since freds are not human beings! Since bubba bubba and debee erl had already captured King khandu and were going to eat him anyway, the recipe that I provided was strictly an attempt to make their eating experience more enjoyable. It doesn't mean that I want them to eat King khandu. But, if it's a given that freds are going to eat someone and it's a choice between khandu or Tweed, I'm sorry, but I must take a pragmatic viewpoint.

Ya see, Tweed's got this really cool website that I like hang out at, and if freds ate him then it'd be the end of TWEEDBURG and I'd have to find yet another place to waste my time.

Bubba bubba and debee erl, I am sorry if khandu is not real good eatin' but yer not gettin' th' Tweedster unless ya come after him! Ya unnerstan'?