The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #60096   Message #966684
Posted By: Amos
12-Jun-03 - 11:10 PM
Thread Name: Mudcat Bad Writing Contest (Enter Often)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Bad Writing Contest (Enter Often)
The aforementioned participant is acknowledged for her lon dedication to the obscure and genteel art of bad writing, with meritorious honors added in the Division of Bureaucratic Indirection, Subdivision of Polysyllabic Euphemisms. It remains to be seen however whether she is, herself, in contradistinction to the wide array of mechanical circuits aimed at administrative obfuscation, capable of writing badly without the aid of the aforementioned mechanisms. Although she is highly qualified as a Bad Writer within the hallowed ranks of Adminstrata, if she were to cast off those artifices and stand before us in all of her disencumbered glory, speaking as the private individual she has always been deep within, the distinct possibility raises itself for our due consideration that she might, by default and innate nature, find herself writing in a manner which can only be characterized as excellent. This, however, remains to be determined. We can only suggest in light of the positive potential so obviously apparent in the subject participant, that said determination should be scheduled at the earliest possible roundabout opportunity.

Regards,

A