I respectfully withdraw my name from nomination. This old beaurocrat can't even fantasize that luridly, Janet. It's enough to make Janet Daley (Dailey?) blush!!!
Peter T., end this contest and send her the prize money real quick like. I'm afraid if someone tries to top her the 'Cat will be shut down for pure purience:-0!!! (Or Amos will get too excited and have a coronary.)