George W. Bush and his brother Jeb went down to Florida, on a fishing trip. Their first stop on this fishing trip was Madame Lucille's New Orleans Style House Of Whoopee. Madame Lucille was delighted to have two such distinguished guests, but she said, "Mr. President, Mr. Governor, I don't want my girls to get pregnant, so I want you to wear these condoms."
A couple of days later, George and Jeb were out in their boat fishing. It was a warm day. The sun was reflecting off the water. They were both pretty hot. George said to his brother, "Jeb, do you really care if those whores get pregnant?" "No," said Jeb. "Great! George said. "Lets take the condoms off".