Like the slogan goes, "There's always room for ground up horse's hooves." --Gelatin was originally made from them.

But that's not what I came to talk about.........

Uh, Joe..........Looking at the opposite sex through a blob of Jello gets your crank turnin'? Mother Mary, I thought Duane was in trouble with the mirrors thing, but this..............Maybe if you were gonna' wallow around with your partner in a tub of the stuff coated with Wesson Oil I could see it, but LOOKING THROUGH IT?

I'm sending along an admission form for the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed. PLease fill it out and also note your check-in is for the 20th. We will cover the cost of your stay and a tiple will be sent there in your name for your personal use. Get some rest and come back to us real soon.

catspaw