Allan - hold the phone, This posting obviously came out wrong. I didn't create this with the intention of wounding Gargoyle, and I'm sorry to have caused offence.

My intention, as Rick has guessed, was to try to defuse the situation by interpreting his suggestion in a humorously-literal-minded kind of way. This has clearly failed, and only because we can't have any idea what sort of person a poster actually is.

Please don't take any umbrage. It was wrong to include a person's name in the thread title as I did.