I too have had the 'two bricks job' (does it hurt ? Only if your fingers are in the way !!) and I just have this mental vision at the given moment of all these lads going 'Wa hey ere we go' and then committing hari kari by bashing their heads against a wall. So the question is every time I have a shag am I committing murder (Mr Taggart theres bin a murrderr) on is it voluntary manslaughter ?