Some of us spend our work days under the benevolent flicker of fluorescents, listening to the gentle whisper of AC pumps in the ducting and the murmur of sweet hard-disks and cooling fans, our bodies permeated by the subtle influence of 60-cycle hum and AC flux. Needless to say this constant immersion in such sweetness makes us mild-tempered, sensitive to human concerns, delicately rational and deeply intelligent about the ways of life in the world. If it weren't for this exposure to so much beauty, god knows, we might become engineers.

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