Good one, C-flat!

RR, Please rework that name, "Sperm Retention Syndrome," the acronym is already in use (SRS). No sperm has been slammed against a wall or otherwise restrained on my account. I intercepted a couple of the buggers (with fantastic results!), but found divorce was a better solution than surgery to cease any output I would have to deal with.

Gonad Congestion Syndrome would work. GCS

SRS