You should see the fun we're having in my coop. It started because the board wanted to build a garage. The rest of the residents didn't think this was such a hot idea. We had meetings, circulated petitions, now those jerks and jerkettes (The chief instigators are a mother daughter team.) know who their enemies are. My next door neighbor and I seem doomed to spend this summer porchless. Our porches are partly painted, and it may get finished someday. The guy downstairs had a little problem. His mother is 101! Really! She'll be 102 in November. Well, she was alone for a couple of hours on Saturday, and she got lonely, so she called the fire department. I gather one of the firefighters climbed a ladder to get into her apartment. No serious problems created. That old dear has been creating excitement in the building for years. Except her son got a message from the management company, threatening him with legal action. Her son is a cop. He isn't worried. But people here are impressively childish.